Crunch: The Magic 8 Ball
Crunch: The Magic 8 Ball
Writing Exercise #26
I forgot to write something whoops so I’m writing about a magic 8 ball because that’s how I’m vibing today. OK not a real magic 8 ball, I made an excel tool that pulls a random number and i typed in the 8-ball aphorisms. To write this story, I randomized five…idk what you call them. Five 8-ball-isms. And my challenge is to assemble them, in order, into a story.
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Crunch: Write about a magic 8 ball
“Magic 8-ball, do you really know everything?” He shook the Magic 8-ball and yawned, bored at his desk.
“As I see it, yes.”
He smirked. Of course you would say that, he thought. I should give you a real challenge. Something interesting.
“How old will I be when I die?”
The 8-ball refused to offer an answer. “Oh, I guess it needs to be a yes/no thing. Right.” He thought about the best way to ask the question.
“Magic 8-ball, will I be older than 50 years old when I die?” That seemed like a reasonable midpoint, he could zero in on the date and time with subsequent questions.
“Very doubtful.”
Ok that’s not so bad. It’s uncertain. There seems to be a chance, but let’s eliminate the alternative.
“Magic 8-ball, will I be younger than 50 years old when I die?”
“Without a doubt.”
That’s actually a lot worse.
There was a commotion outside his office. He barely registered the noise, because of his now rapt fixation on the novelty toy.
Ok so…same plan. Let’s narrow it down.
“Magic 8-ball, will I die within the next 5 years?”
“It is certain.”
The noise outside rose, it sounded like people were shouting. He looked up, out the window in his door, and saw masked men rummaging through the cubicles outside.
“Magic 8-ball, will I—”
The men barged into the room, shouting. A shot fired.
The magic 8 ball rolled on the floor, until it came to a stop.
“Yes.”
(250 words)
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Saki would've been proud. That is a wham-line ending and no mistake. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
1. I have not; I wasn't even allowed to have gigapets growing up for fear of "Antichrist spirits" (long story), so magic 8-balls were right out.
2. I've got some little plastic smiley-face guys; I have to stick them on the side of the desk with tape because they fall off otherwise. I figure they brighten the place up.
3. First: I just want to know. :)
Wow, that was an unexpected ending. Good story. I remember playing with someone's Magic eight ball when I was young but never owned one.