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Crunch: The Clappening

Writing Exercise #35

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This exercise was inspired by a running gag where

Michael S. Atkinson
and I will wish people happy birthday. I will tee-up some ominous clapping in the distance, filling you with dread like when they do this at a restaurant, and Michael will deliver his expertly conceived copyright-free Happy Birthday song.

Sara Dietz
observed this and requested a special Writing Exercise commemorat…

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