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Michael S. Atkinson's avatar

My favorite bad joke is this one about these three guys and a firing squad. These guys have all been sentenced to die by firing squad, see, so they line the first guy up, get him ready to go, and the guy yells, "Tornado!" Everyone runs for cover, and the guy takes the opportunity to make his escape.

They realize there's no tornado, so they bring out the second guy, line him up, get ready to go, and the second guy yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone goes for shelter and the second guy gets away.

The third guy sees all this and he figures to himself, "Okay, I've got this, I see what's going down."

So they realize there's no earthquake and they line up the third guy.

The squad readies to go, the commander yells "Ready, aim,"

The third guy yells, "Fire!"

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Caitie Harrison's avatar

Did you hear about the new law passed in Hawaii? They were having too many loud parties and the cops kept on getting calls to shut them down. So they passed a law saying that you can only laugh at a certain decibal as to not disturb your neighbours...

Yeah, it's weird huh? Now they can only laugh a low ha.

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