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A SCOOT SUPERHERO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE YES!!!

1. It does get annoying, I admit.

2. Telekinesis is probably too traditional. I'd go with the ability to summon any soft drink at any time to wherever I am. Vending Machine Man wouldn't be popular, but It'd be dead useful.

3. If he's going with an Earth dog, something stratforward, a lab maybe, or a golden retriever, maybe a Shiba inu. That would be a great one, actually; they're friendly, but very territorial, so they could let him know if anyone's getting too close to the barn where his old spaceship is hidden. Also the dog would keep Ma Kent company and he'd feel good about that.

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Superman HAS a dog- Krypto (white fur, breed unknown).

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I wonder why you would name your dog after the one thing that can kill you?

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Probably something like memento mori. If I get a dog I'm going to name it "gun". LOL

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Tad had about enough of this shrink. Highly recommended as the preeminent psychotherapist for superheroes. Apparently had done wonders when Johnny Flash had that slight problem with premature ignition.

Dr Froyd tried again. “Ok, let me get this straight. Your superpower is invisibility. But only if nobody is looking? Ironic. Kind of like one hand clapping or that old tree falls in the forest and no one’s there thing.”

“I guess,” said Tad, “what I’m asking for my $495 an hour is this. Is an unobserved life worth living, especially if it’s actually observed most of the time.”

“Here’s what I say, Tad. Superpowers are for the superhero. Who cares about the public. If you feel invisible you are invisible.”

Tad brightened. “When you put it that way…”

“Ok that’s our time for today. About those outstanding invoices…”

“Gotta say doc, you did such a good job, my wallet is feeling kind of invisible.”

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This is amazing 😂

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Thx, great topic. Loved yours too.

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