Crunch: The Suff
Writing Exercise #42
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Crunch: Write About “The Suff”
It was a brand new computer. Tim bought the laptop hours ago—spent twenty minutes going through the start-up screens, spent another forty minutes changing some configurations to match his idiosyncratic computer habits.
It was a blank slate, a fresh start. He told his wife as much: First, the tools; then, the masterpiece.
He didn’t start actually writing for a few hours, when he finally had a quiet moment—when he had finished organizing the space around his desk, was finally feeling that creative spark coursing through his veins—that he sat down and opened the laptop.
And there it was. A file, simply named “The Suff.doc”.
He dragged it to the recycle bin, opened a document, and began typing away happily at the beginnings of the novel that had been living in his mind and half a dozen notebooks over the last fifteen years. The beginning of the culmination of a dream!
He minimized the document to open a browser to research some obscure detail—but he noticed it. The file was back. The Suff.
Curious, and irritated, he opened the file. The Suff was an untitled story in nine pages. The story was…incomprehensible, amateurish. An author, working on his magnum opus.
Tim scoffed, and discarded the file a second time.
= = =
“Has the coroners report come back?”
“Yes, he confirmed all nine pieces in that dumpster belonged to the same body.”
“Have we identified the victim?”
“DNA matches a missing persons report filed nine days ago.”
“Great work. We’ll get this over to the sheriffs office.”
The detective sat down and opened his laptop after receiving the coroners report. There, on his desktop, was an unusual looking file…
The Suff.doc
(284 words, I defy The Suff by spilling the banks of my word count )
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"Amateur!" 😂 This document of Jeff's has taken a life of its own. It's the next Slenderman.
Great suff--I mean, stuff!
SUFFERING is nine letters—just sayin