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"Amateur!" 😂 This document of Jeff's has taken a life of its own. It's the next Slenderman.

Great suff--I mean, stuff!

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I foresee blaming *the suff* for all future technical mishaps and writers "ebbs". It's the natural evolution. Substack is primed for urban legends, the time is now!!

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I'm not sure I *want* to know where "the suff" comes from.

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Better check your email... DUN DUN DUUUUUN

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I love that this inside joke is coming to life. 😂 I see this becoming a part of Fiction Substack LOOOOOORE.

Now I feel inspired to take a stab at The Suff!

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Do iiiiiit!!! Expand the lore!

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All right, I got something! How did you share the OG post on your short story?

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Copy the link to the note, and just paste it in! It will auto-format the way it appears on mine! Looking forward to your take!

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Thanks, dude!

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nah prah, brah!

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Thank you, now I know what I have to look forward to.

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“What is your weirdest computers-misbehaving story?” AHHhHH

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What is this? Scoot writing horror? Scoot doesn't write horror. I feel like the world has been turned upside down. Good story though. Can't wait for your next horror piece and to see what creative uses you come up with for intestines.

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If you put the rest of the body inside them you can make sausages.

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Yeah, you're a horror writer now, Harry!

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IM A WOT

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SUFFERING is nine letters—just sayin

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You have added a very spooky dimension to this whole thing! I'm gonna be seeing nines everywhere!

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You’re welcome - btw - Gibberish is also 9

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WE NEED NICOLAS CAGE!

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Oh my gosh! 😳

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The Suff was written by an author who thought he made a deal with Mephistopheles but it was actually his shadier third cousin, Bill.

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LOL creepy-pasta neutralized!

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So this is where The Suff pieces are coming from! I swear, I just opened Notes one day, and thus mysterious being called The Suff was everywhere. I’ve been searching through people’s stories trying to put the pieces together. 😂

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It started so innocently and then utterly exploded so youre witnessing history! 😂😂😂

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